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Thursday Joke

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen  mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult  four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.’”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls  back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his  testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with  them, Sir!!”

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very  closely…… A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?”

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Have a great laugh and a great day ahead. Aihh.. Can’t wait for Friday!

Cold leng Joke

Q: What does an elephant and a fish have in common?

A: Swimming Trunk

Desperate Students During Exams

How I wish I could answer the exam questions these ways:


add maths can be so simple..


So LOGIC!


Even algebra looks easy..


Exactly what I wanna do to myself when I can’t solve the equation.


I wonder if this kid took the wrong subject.


This is soooo cool.


LOL!! If I knew I could answer like this, I think I get A1 for my SPM Physics already.

Last but not least, my all time favourite answer style:

**P/s: I love Maths..not Add Maths.